Corn Smut Is Two Places:

1) On The Instagram

2) Right Here, This Website You Are Looking At

Quite recently, this website was mostly a place to learn about and order Corn Smut Snailstyle, our very first attempt to send something in the mail. Now that we are done taking orders for that, this website is mostly a

PLACE FOR QUIET REFLECTION!!

But hopefully there will be another thing we send in the mail later, so do stay tuned. We’ll do a signup form or something.

Oh and you may be thinking that all this excessive text is some sort of ploy to get search engines to notice this page, but that is not true at all, why would someone searching for “facebook amazon twitter” or “will smith chris rock slap” or “local weather near me” even want to learn more about Corn Smut and especially Corn Smut Snailstyle or whatever we’re calling it?

Well just in case: This is the Internet Version of the World Famous Instagram Account which now is Also A Print Thing, and hopefully will someday be Multiple Print Things with Better Names than What We Have Come Up With So Far.

Email: (write.cornsmut{at}gmail{dot}com)